EgypToz: Doritos

Monday, December 11, 2006

Doritos

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again…this is not an advertisement…
I will repeat again…this is not an advertisement…ok…
so…mmm…fff…well…I want to say that I hate Doritos…what is Doritos…Doritos is something in a bag like chips with spices and cheese taste…or with sweet chilli pepper...a new theory has proven that Doritos has filled some empty holes in everyone who ate it in Egypt…to feel the air filled Doritos- bag in your hand…to hear the sound of breath escaping from the bag when you open it…when you put your hand inside the bag and feel the depth of the room to pick one triangle…to lift one triangle up in the sky directing it towards the opening of you mouth…but before it enters.. your teeth attacks the triangle and destroy it in small tiny pieces…you can hear the crunchy scream of these helpless pieces in your ears…then these pieces float desperately in the saliva of your mouth…being tortured by the punches of your tongue…before they face their unknown destination…whatever…I don’t know why every time I go to a kiosk to buy something to eat…I buy Doritos…Doritos…hum hum hum…Doritos in orange…or Doritos in blue…mmm…and the point is…my colleagues eat also Doritos…my private teacher eats Doritos…and the taxi driver eats Doritos…and the big surprise…ta ta ta taan…my grandmother eats Doritos…before we ate Cheetos…now it is Doritos…it is like koshary but for the poor… middle…and high society classes…a mid-day snack that combines the bread taste of breakfast with the grilled chicken smell of the dinner…to be short…it is the thing you can eat when you are most of the day at work or waiting for something to happen…and you are not that hungry but want to put something delicious in your mouth…hey…why is everyone eating Doritos in my college…one friend told me he believes that they have put something addictive in its taste…when one bag is finished…he goes and buys another one…I told him - same here ya tutu...ok… another one was joking by telling me that when we see the triangular shape of Doritos…we remember our pyramids…niah niah niah …very funny…a man was so afraid that one day he could wake up and could not find any Doritos left on planet earth…he could have a heart attack and die…so he decided to buy 74 boxes filled with Doritos bags and open them all to see the yellow bags bulging from the boxes…ya ragel mesh a7san men sagaier golobatra...so what…the fact is…it is not expensive…in my case…when I am lazy to cook rice or spaghetti to eat it with fried chicken…I just buy 3 bags Doritos on my way home from college…Doritos and being fat…Doritos is not healthy...Doritos and getting cancer…I do not want to hear these things…I don’t care…I want to enjoy eating something without thinking of the consequences…so why do I hate Doritos…well...I don’t know…I just hate it…maybe someone can tell me

20 comments:

OpeRon® said...

Hey Egyptoz.. I dunno why everyone loves Doritos that much, I am kinda sensitive to munchies so I dun get much of them

anyhow, Doritos is mainly tortilla chips.. something mexican and regardless of the fact that it has been introduced in Egypt like only months ago .. but it has been like sold like forever in USA .. You could also find it in On the run but for expensive price, now it is being manufactured in Egypt, then it is cheaper

and as for the cancer part.. Com'On, they say that everything is carcinogenic, even green vegetables.. so deal with the cancer when u actually have it .. noone is gona die earlier than he should ..!

why do u hate Doritos! very good question.. Maybe cos you're a criticizer by nature or you prefer to take another approach than the common approach in life .. I am not sure. but according to your blog, you prefer to stand out different in anything Even if you're wrong ..

As for your funny colleague.. Tell him a message for me "How for God's sake you're living with yourself .. GET A LIFE!"

Take Care

Anonymous said...

ydy was the 1st time 2 have blue doritos any where near bycollege..
and for a second you walk by any place there and its all either empty blue doritos bags, or people eating blue doritos!

myself?
i bought 2 blue bags.... they rock :D

Eman M said...

LOL!
I found the blue one just today,but I found out that I love the orange onemore. I admit I love it too, I love the one in the big bag, not the small one. But this big bag can be rarely found.
It rocks!

Anonymous said...

..all theories aside.

at the end of the day, they are just chips!

Anonymous said...

Well,i think this is a usual trend in Egyptian society,whenever something new is inrouduced to the marker,it's all over and people start eating or drinking it everywhere not to forget Shetos and Zabado(there aren't commercials either)i think it's just a fad that will take its time and die soon,so don't hate it so much :)

Fadwa said...

How can anyone eat more than one bag at a time?!!...it's not a light snack at all..I usually get sick when I eat it..so I stopped..but those imported tortilla chips Operon mentioned are much lighter and more tasty..why do we always mess up everything we try to manufacture locally?? :s

walladshab said...

you know fadwa,I hate most of the things made locally here in Egypt,especially food,everything is more tasty outside...i mean in the usa and europe,for instance I eat the expensive nutella (costs 17 egyptian pounds) and not the egyptian nutella ( costs 4.5 egyptian pounds).

Fadwa said...

You treid the Egyptian Nutella??
Wow..that's a courageous thing to do lol..I wouldn't dare
How did it taste like??!!

walladshab said...

i don't remember,coz i threw it in the garbage after eating 1 sandwich,u can try it urself if u want!!!

Anonymous said...

Obviously, the sweet & spicy chili or the habenero flavor is the best.
And about your cancer, well all I have to say is that you only live once so eat all you want and enjoy your life and all of the tasty doritos in it.

Anonymous said...

Waiy! They're made in Africa 0.0

WS said...

I love the "new" Doritos BBQ.

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