EgypToz: We are not human anymore

Monday, May 29, 2006

We are not human anymore

Breaking news : Scientist recently discovered an outbreak of the deadly virus “psychon” in Egypt . Officials say the mode of transmission may be via watching TV especially Al-Jazeera and Al- Arabia , reading newspapers especially Sout El Oma and El Fagr , walking in down town especially in Tahrir and Ramsis , chatting with ordinary people and surfing the net especially in Egyptian blogs. Symptoms are still not clear and include headache , dizziness, deep depression , crying with hallucinations , suicidal attempts and simultaneous diarrhea and constipation .Incubation period may be 3 minutes to 2 hours and authorities say they will never find a vaccine in the near future.

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